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I am just a guy, born in the mid to late seventies, who had his formative years shaped by the greed, avarice, gluttony and bright flashy pastels of the Reagan years. Who learned to love while Clinton was getting blow jobs in the oval office. And who woke up one fine morning to find that the world that I knew, the world that made sense...was swept under the rug like the 20th century.

Welcome to my world kids. How would you like waking up one day in a world you never made? Its just me and Howard now, baby...and we're smoking like chimneys and downing the proverbial whiskey...

My world may no longer exist...but I'm not going down without fucking some shit up first. That's a promise from Master Paul Jacob Graves Esquire Prophet...and that's something you can put your money on...

Now if you want to send money...well, that can be arranged too. Just ask for my address and give a dollar amount and donations are greedily accepted...and I dare say encouraged.

Keep up the good fight. Those rat bastards can't hold on forever...

Oh yeah, and every once in awhile God shows up, and I have to go and do his work. Fucking guy...or girl...more asexual in that infinite sort of way...whatever...the point is...fuck what was my point?...oh yeah...the point is...God is a lousy employer. The hours are bad, the pay...well the pay is shit...and the benefit package? Good pension. My reward being in heaven and all of that...medical and dental? Eh...kind of shitty. And don't even THINK about vacation time. You're on call 24/7 no matter where you are. Its a load of horsehit. But what else was I going to do? Its what I'm good at. It was either this, or follow the other guy downstairs. The Dark One and his "foolproof" dot com scheme. Ha, bitches! Taught you a thing or two about Good vs Evil didn't it? DIDN'T IT?! Fucking jerk offs!

So yeah. This is my life.

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